Cheerleader Ninjas ( 2002 )

When the forces of evil threaten the world, it's up to the Cheerleader Ninjas to save the day! ControlTrack Productions is giddy to announce the release of its latest sci-fi action comedy, "Cheerleader Ninjas"! It's a gripping adventure story of cheerleaders and computer geeks battling Catholic reform school girls in a desperate bid to save the world from global Internet zombie domination!

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from Happy Valley High are mistakenly blamed by meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen - once rejected by the Cheerleaders and now teaching at the local Parochial Reform School - to show the cheerleaders a lesson in decency. Seeing his chance for revenge, Stephen promptly enlists his slutty, slap happy Kung-Fu Catholic Reform School Girls to fight the same Cheerleaders who had rejected him!

Starring internationally acclaimed actress Kira Reed (Red Shoe Diaries, The Playboy Channel), and Miami Dolphins cheerleader Renee Deemer, "Cheerleader Ninjas" is destined to become a camp comedy kung-fu cult classic.